Transcript for GOat SHEEP GOat

[Black and white mountain top scene]

Tempting many a man to try

[Climbers in old fashioned gear climbing mountain]

To see the Rocky Mountain sights

They come from near and far away

But everyone is forced to say

That to perfect your climbing moves

[Climber reaches up and finds his hand on a hoof. Camera pans up to sheep and goat’s faces. Technicolour moment]

Sheep and Goats, Goats and Sheep, We live where the mountains are steep

Goats and Sheep, Sheep and Goats, Climbing high, we don’t need your ropes

Nope, nope

[Sheep on road on Minnawanka loop stopping traffic]

I really cannot help myself I’m down here licking salt

My hair is often moulting, eyes are gold and round

[Showing off to camera, fashion show style]

Goats are quite elusive, live at higher elevations

[Shot of accordion player sarcastically throwing confetti]

My coat is long and thick and white helps to keep me warm

[Fashion show ]

Sheep and Goats, Goats and Sheep, We live where the mountains are steep

Goats and Sheep, Sheep and Goats, Climbing high, we don’t need your ropes

Nope, nope

[Ram holding a picture of a ram and an ewe, throws picture off screen]

But ram’s horns are much bigger and curl around our heads

[Ram runs into camera, both shake and fall down]

[pan to judges who hold up score cards]

[Goat holds picture of billie and nanny]

[muscular goat postures]

The nannies hang in herds while the billies live alone

[Nanny switches sign from “go away” to “welcome home” ]

[Goats and sheep pop up from behind rocks]

Goats and Sheep, Sheep and Goats, Climbing high, we don’t need your ropes

Nope, nope

[Sheep with grass in mouth ]

[Sheep multiply into a bunch]

But predators like wolves and bears want me for a snack

[Sheep climbs up on a rock while G Bear B Bear make a cameo appearance]

I’m way up in the alpine by lots of rocky cliffs

[Sheep on top of a mountain]

My body’s slim for fitting on narrow mountain ledges

[goat is handed a platters of food]

Sheep and Goats, Goats and Sheep, We live where the mountains are steep

Goats and Sheep, Sheep and Goats, Climbing high, we don’t need your ropes

Nope, nope

I’m Alberta’s Provincial mammal you may think that’s a ball

[Sheep singing inside wildlife museum]

[Sheep head mounted on wall is singing]

I may even reach the ripe old age of fourteen years

[Glockenspiel solo, montage of images]

[Park warden returns stolen accordian]

We both have horns and hair and hooves

can you tell us apart?

[Accordian player tries to tell goat and sheep apart. Gets confused.]

[Camera pans up to goat towering above]

Sheep and Goats, Goats and Sheep, We live where the mountains are steep

[Climber from first shot clambers up and sheep and goat throw rope off the mountain]

Climbing high, we don’t need your ropes.

Nope.

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